Pinky Toe Stubber 5000™

$29.99

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Domestic Hazard Robotics

Domestic Hazard Robotics presents the Pinky Toe Stubber 5000™ — precision-engineered to make every coffee table, bed frame, and mysterious hallway corner find your smallest toe.

Precision impacts. Every corner. Every time.

100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
Relaxed unisex fit
Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.