The Everything But Time Watch™
Chronically Incorrect Industries proudly presents the only wrist-mounted instrument engineered to monitor everything except the one thing you checked it for.
Weather. Altitude. Barometric pressure. Compass direction. Pulse. Steps. Moon phase. The Everything But Time Watch™ tracks it all while remaining aggressively unhelpful about whether you are late.
The large back graphic is styled like a distressed industrial instrument advertisement, while the front carries the official Chronically Incorrect Industries badge.
Official company promise: Tracks everything. Tells you nothing.
This listing is for the shirt. A functional watch is not included, which is probably for the best.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Barrel Lab
- Email: contact@support.shop.darkbarrellab.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Everything But Time Watch™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
