The Live RAM Computer Upgrade™
Is your computer running slowly? Need more RAM? Forget confusing computer parts, installation guides, and electricity. Natural Computing Solutions proudly introduces The Live RAM Computer Upgrade™: one genuine, free-range, grass-fed ram with naturally sourced memory, wireless operation, and absolutely no motherboard compatibility.
Installation is simple: open your computer, realize this is not going to work, and release the ram into your backyard. Congratulations—you have upgraded your landscaping.
Printed on a black Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt with a small Natural Computing Solutions badge on the front chest and the full distressed Live RAM advertisement on the back.
• RAM installed: 1
• Computers improved: 0
• Gardens destroyed: Several
Natural Computing Solutions is not responsible for damaged gardens, headbutting incidents, missing tomatoes, livestock in the office, or attempts to plug a full-grown ram into a motherboard.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Barrel Lab
- Email: contact@support.shop.darkbarrellab.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Live RAM Computer Upgrade™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
