The Hermit Crab Bed™
Hermit Home Industries proudly presents The Hermit Crab Bed™—the world's first human bed designed to let you crawl inside, pull the comfort shell over your head, and avoid all social interaction until Monday morning.
Every unit includes Retractable Comfort Shell™ construction, Anti-People Technology™, a Built-In Snack Shelf™, and enough privacy to make the doorbell somebody else's problem.
Each shirt features the official Hermit Home Industries badge on the front and the full distressed product advertisement on the back.
• Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed tee
• Small front chest print
• Large back print
• Official equipment of Hermit Home Industries
• Giant shell bed not included; personal boundaries are sold separately
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Dark Barrel Lab
- Email: contact@support.shop.darkbarrellab.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Hermit Crab Bed™ Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
